Kabhi woh bohot hot lagti
Kabhi kuch zyada hi cute
Par main ek small town ladka
Yeah I am trying to be the dude
Haan main janta hoon achhe se
Ki woh zyada hai maasoom
Par pata nahi mujhe khud
Cheezon ka kyon chahun main proof
Achha lag raha hoon naa
Check karta rehta jab bhi uske saath
Koyi hass to nahi raha mujhpe
Uda to nahi raha mazaak
Bas sehma sehma rehta hoon
Aur rehta hoon ghabraaye
Chahta hoon har pal mujhse
Bole you are my perfect guy
Kuch gadbad hai humesha
Kehta rehta hai ye dimaag
Rehta question mark aur dhundhu
Uske character pe daag
Humesha rakhna chahun paas
Aur karta rehta hoon shinakht
Pakdun main range haath
Dhundhta rehta hoon ye chance
Kaise mere bin samajh nahi aata
Hass leti hai woh
Main to uske bin har kisi ko
Bas keh deta hoon no
Miss karta hoon usko roz
Bas karta nahi yun main show
Message ka wait karta hoon taki
Main kar paaun ignore
Hum saath hai fir bhi lagta hai
Tujhe karta hoon main chase
Kabhi mujhe apni lagti
Kabhi lagti hai guest
Kaash ye saare thes
Tujhe bata paaun main babes
I wish tujhe rakh paaun main
Sajaa ke in a case
Tujhe rakhna main chahun
Duniya se mehfooz kyon
Ban gaya hoon main
Sehma sa jasoos kyon
Khud ke lagaye iss
Aag se mujhe tu bacha le
Gadhata hoon kaisi bhi ajeeb si story main
Karne laga hoon khud se hi munhzori main
Chan-o-sukoon main karta hoon tere hawaale
Shayad bhool nahi paa rahi ex ko
Aur bhula nahi paa rahi past
Shayad ab bhi uske touch mein hai
Chhupa rahi hai koyi raaz
Uske saamne normal rehta hoon
Pehna rehta sau mask
Fir insta mein uske ghus ke
Karta rehna hoon janch
Koshish karta rehta
Uske phone ka kaise kholun lock
Fatt ke haath mein aa jaati hai
Jab phone aata hai switch off
She must be riding with her boss
Aise khwaab dete khauf
Sundhun chupke uske saare
Pehne utre top
Hamesha kehti mera bhai hai
Woh haramzada sid
Uske messages galti se
Maine kar liye the read
“hey sid, can we speak
When dino goes to sleep”
Mujhpe kar rahi thi woh cheat
Woh haramzadi b!Tch
Tan man mein har kshan mein
Bas tension jab ban than jaaye tu
Confirm hai londe hardam kahenge
Tere layak hoon
Concern hai genuine hamdam
Tabhi to beta raay doon
Dam damkhate hai jab bhram
Main peeke tight hoon
Manghadant likhe saare granth
Usme hai daayan tu
Manthan karta hoon aur satsang
Uski wajah hai tu
Constant khayalon ke ghar par
Yeh waapas aaye kyon
Lakshan hai sab jan kahenge mujhe
Saare psycho
Tujhe rakhna main chahun
Duniya se mehfooz kyon
Ban gaya hoon main
Sehma sa jasoos kyon
Khud ke lagaye iss
Aag se mujhe tu bacha le
Gadhta hoon kaisi bhi ajeeb si story main
Karne laga hoon khud se hi munhzori main
Chan-o-sukoon main karta hoon tere hawaale
Dino?
Dino?
Main teko saari raat phone try kar raha tha
Kahan gayi thi tu?
I slept early bebe, par subah se tu pee raha hai kyon
Chal saali pros** door reh mujhse samjhi na tu
Are par hua kya hai, what the f*ck is wrong with you?
Batao inke pyaar mein padaa tha
Aur ye khel rahi thi games
what?
Mere naam se joda name aur
Kahin aur ho rahe kapde change
Shut the f*ck up
Do you even know what you’re saying?
You shut the f*ck up,
Mera naam ab apne munh se lena nahi again
Are par hua kya hai mujhe at least batayega kya tu
Tera phone dekha,
Sid ke saath mast macha rahi hai na tu
oh my god!
Aur dekha saamne aa hi gaya naa
Beta end mein truth
Accha karta hoga smooch
Aur tu bhej rahi hogi nudes
I can’t belive it, sid mera bhai hai
Achha bhai ke saath mein so kar aayi hai
Sahi hai beta sahi hai
Shut up, shut up, shut up, d
Teri soch kitni ghatiya hai
Tu ganda hai chee
You know what teri galti nahi hai
It’s really not your fault
Tum saare saale same ho
Damn you f*ck you all
Mujhe teri soch pe jaane kyon taras aata hai d
You don’t need a f*cking partner
You need a f*cking doll
Tere baap dada ne daali hai tere andar gandi soch
Bas yehi tumhara make hai, this is you genetic code
Now don’t you f*cking touch me
Leave me mujhe chhod
Tere shaq or insecurity ka nahi hai koyi tod
Girls ko product samajhte hain almost saare men
Par tu to ekdum parfect tha na 10 out of 10
Matlab jo bhi tune kiya tha wo kar raha tha pretend
Main pagal thi jo soch rahi thi ki my d is different
Haan mai sid se raat bhar chupke chupke
Baatein karti thi
Tujhe propose karne ka idea koyi lag nahi raha tha theek
Par tu shaq mein itna andha tha, obviously you can’t see
Ki ghar pe maine bol diya hai, will you marry me
